Wednesday, February 25, 2009
WELCOME TO "THE RAJA'S SHOW"!!
Here with us today is Mr.Boredom, he is an entrepreneur and as voted by the Bored Mag- He could be the future of us all.
RaJa: So, Mr.Boredom..welcome to the show. Please, tell us about yourself.
Mr.Bored: What kind of a talk show is this? Where's the camera?!
RaJa: Don't mind that..we're still new in this business. Now, tell us..what do you do for a living?
Mr.Bored: Why are we sitting by the side of the road in Ipoh? Where's the studio?
RaJa: We are currently looking for a studio which doesn't cost us more than 10bucks.
Mr.Bored: That ain't a studio, boy. That's a store-room.
RaJa: Fantastic. We shall call Raj, Navin and Sameer about that. Now, back to you.
Mr.Bored: Well, if you must know..i'm a succesful person. I do absolutely nothing and people will interview me and put me into their magazines. *confident look*
*CROWD GOES BOO!*
RaJa: You name says everything; this is BORING. Now, what do u think about the current situation at Pera...err..i mean Pantai Dalam?
Mr.Bored: Pantai Dalam? Havn't been there. Heard it's lively over there.
RaJa: Yes, it is. If you like street shows; ofcourse.
Mr.Bored: Street shows?
RaJa: Yes. Now, to bring us the live coverage from Pantai Dalam..here's Syuieb!
Syuieb: Helo..helo..*tests the mic* I eh here et Panteh Dale. *Kelate accent*
RaJa: How is it over there, Syuieb?
Syuieb: It es vehry haut here..there is noh fan. But the show is going well.
RaJa: Fantastic. Now, who are performing in the show today?
Syuieb: Auh..there arh alot of performance. Mostly by thau tin-ajers (teenagers).
RaJa: Brilliant. Now, with the weather report from Navin. Navin?
Syuieb: Aloh, ak dok abih lagi..mu doh tukor ogre. Cilako nyo Rajo.
Mr.Bored: I believe i should say something..
RaJa: Owh..there is no respond from our weather-man, Navin. We'll be back next week with more interesting stuff for you!
*silence...then CROWD APPLAUSES*
That's all for now. Tune in for the video version...coming soon in 2020. Thanks for wasting 3mins of your life. Bye.